To contact Lady North, you can email her at the email address listed below. Alternatively, you can stalk her in a milk van for a week, dressed as someone from ‘Pricilla Queen of the Desert’, singing ‘Young Hearts Run Free’ by Kym Mazelle at an obnoxiously loud level. Either way, you are sure to get her attention.

Email: lady.north@live.com.au

Myspace: www.myspace.com/path2insanity

Youtube: www.youtube.com/tigerlillyfilms

Facebook: Lady North believes (however erroneously) that an evil mastermind will use this social networking site to control and otherwise dominate the western world. She resists creating a profile on this site so that, when the time comes, she can free the people of the first world. This typist feels that she has simply become paranoid after watching one too many episodes of Dr Who and its spin-offs…

Twitter: given the previously mentioned Doctor Who inspired paranoia, do you really expect that Lady North will have a Twitter account?